Tuesday Morning Unroasts

I thought I would post some of our emails. This is what we call the Tuesday morning unroast. I would put the Monday morning roast up too, but it's mostly inside jokes that no one but us would understand.


Bryan- I love that you understand people’s personalities so well. You knew from the start not to ask me questions right after I wake up. You also have a cool family AND I heard you wanted to punch Aaron and his friend in the face yesterday. That’s AWESOME

Mike- You are a gentleman and a scholar. You put your priorities in the right order to do homework, and you are a gentleman to Crystal. You never swear in front of her, and you normally always swear. That’s a true gentleman.

Jenna- You are willing to play prank wars with me. I’m not gonna lie, I have a passion for the game, so it takes some big cajones. You can also write one hell of a blog. When I get mine going, I’m going to call you for ideas.

Angela- You are so much fun that you can turn an embarrassing accident into something fun. (Overloading the dishwasher with dishwashing soap, then having a bubble fight) Also, you are so pretty. Let’s make babies!

Sara- You might just be my favorite for the rest of the semester. I’m going to talk to you about the Yankees all the time! Guess what… THEY LOST YESTERDAY! BOOO!!!! Also, continuing on yesterday’s roast, when I gave you crap about singing with your headphones in…. you are still better than most. I just meant relative to yourself without them in.


Ben-You are fun to hang out with, no matter when or what we are doing. You are nice to EVERYONE and you let me smell your grapefruit. And I like that you sleep on our couch. It just feels home-y

Bryan-That picture of you and Sara singing in the pew is AWESOME. And I agree with Ben..the story about Aaron scaring you last night is so great. You would be an excellent protector.

Sara-You know a lot about health stuff, which means I can always ask you questions. You are fun to text. And you are wearing a really cute shirt today.

Jenna-You are a great kisser. I mean..uhhh…JK! Really though. you are very dependable. You will always go get food or watch a movie or do fun things and you do them with a smile on your face.

Mike-Crystal is cute, and you’re going to marry her


Angelica- You are, as I always say- a sweetheart. I am so happy for the man who is gonna end up with you. He will be so lucky as I think you are going to be the best mother and wife imaginable. You can make any situation hilarious, and you are ALWAYS upbeat and have a smile. You are absolutely unsinkable when it comes to being optimistic. I thought it was so cool last night when you gave me a big smile when I asked you if you were sick. You’re so loveable.

Jenna- You are super freaking cool. You are so just, down with anything. It was so awesome that you just up and came to NY with us on Sunday out of the blue. And you rocked the entire city and were so nice and cool about it. You are always a good time, and you see life as a garden- you dig it. Also, you can always laugh. You look out for your friends and take care of them if they ever have a bad day, and you are one of the most down to earth, absolutely kind people I know. And you kick a** at lots of stuff.

Mike Balsar- You have taught me so freaking much. I think that you have an uncanny ability to make people comfortable, and to entertain them with a story, and feel like the greatest person on earth. I think that I would go to you for any life advice I ever needed. I always feel comfortable and validated around you. Also, you are going to be successful no matter what you do in life. I could never say enough.

Sara- You are beautiful, and one of the most witty people I know. Also, you very much understand people. I am amazed at how well you can relate to everything and almost even see right through someone. You say a lot of nice things about people, and are always helping people out as well. And you are very tough. A great listener, people person, and someone with huge goals that I have no doubt you will accomplish. Also, you are a no BS, no drama type of girl which is amazing. And you have a cute little smile with dimples and you bat your eyes sometimes and its cuter than a bug’s ear.

Ben- Everyone who meets you fetching loves you. I spent all morning with my little brother, and all he could freaking talk about was BEN. You are his idol now. Kelissa and Stuart were the same way. I don’t know how you do it, but you are the most likeable, friendly, and loveable SOB I have ever met. Also, I really really try to be as nice and chill as you. Nothing pisses you off, and you have the most cool and positive outlook on everything that comes your way in life. You are going to be a happy man with lots of friends all your life. I hope I am one of them BUDDY.


Ben – You like everyone and everyone likes you. You can make any situation better and I think it’s impossible for you to make someone feel unwelcome. Also you’re one of the most interesting people I’ve ever met. You have tons of crazy stories but you don’t flaunt all the amazing experiences you’ve had. Basically you’re amazingly humble but you have every reason to brag.

Angela – I want my girls to grow up to be just like you. You are responsible but you still love to have fun. You laugh at anything and I don’t feel like a moron for laughing at something lame cause you’re always laughing with me. Also You need to teach me how you do your makeup and dress cause I love it all.

Sara – You always speak your mind and can engage in intelligent conversations. Not only that, but you can have heated discussions with people but still be happy to see them and friendly. I’ve met people who can’t do that so it’s awesome that you can.

Bryan – You’re always making the best of a situation. You respect people and don’t let petty things bother you. You’re also just a super nice guy and good to everyone you meet. You really are one of the most genuine people I’ve ever met.

Mike – You can adapt to any situation and enjoy it. If you don’t like someone no one can tell cause you’re just nice and open and friendly to everyone. You put others first and don’t think twice about it.